buy the band
It’s two late now that the auction is done, but you could have bought a band for as little as $600. This amazing opportunity included:
-A photoshoot with the band done by a professional photographer (probably thelovelybrenda.com).
-One full day of rehearsal (minimum).
-A band listing with you as the frontman on MusicNation.com.
-One song written by you, with our help, recorded at a professional studio.
-One gig (that’s right, an actual gig) with YOU as frontman… location, venue, and time, to be determined. You bring your friends, we’ll bring ours, it’ll be fun!But wait, there’s more, as frontman, you get to…
-Name the band as you see fit (currently we’re going by the title “Your Name Here,” but that’s just cause we’re waiting on your input).
-Dictate the sound (we’re a multi-talented bunch).
-Choose our image (we’re kind of a blank canvas right now).
-Hire and or fire members as you see fit.
-Write the “band rider” (the list of goods the venue must provide backstage).
-Throw tantrums (frontmen often do – especially when the venue fails to follow the rider to a t).
-And of course, you get first pick of any women interested in “getting friendly” after the show (ah, the many joys of being frontman).
It seems like that INXS thing (debacle, if you will) except it’s an unknown band, in fact, as far as I can tell, not a band yet in any real sense.
Your Name Here is their temporary name and at that link you can more info about them.
